temp-dad Lyrics

Temp dad in sandals

Temp dad is not a vandal

Temp dad holds no candle

To real dad avoid bramble

Temp dad is not the best example

Temp dad grip the handle

Temp dad it is a new day

Temp dad takes the food away

Temp dad eats too much frito-lay

Temp dad is a hypocrite yay

When you find yourself in a position of temporary fatherhood

It can be a unexpected and precarious experience

I agreed to housesit however so mine is voluntary

So my temporal existence is in a cheery sense