Ode to One Pound Plus Bar Lyrics

Scour the pantry it must be there

My heart simply can't take another cacao scare

Laid bare tablespoons upon tablespoons of carbs

Contained within a massive Belgian chocolate bar

Five hundred grams ingested without thought

With the one pound plus bar that Cassady bought

Romantically inclined when she chose to procure

Such tumultuous tummy trouble I knowingly incur

Dopamine release the chocolate tastes good!

This tastes how all food inherently should

We reached the apex this is finally fucking it

Touring cloud nine in a fantastical chocolate blimp

A cocoa fountain springs in the desert of my mind

And chocolate artisan's medium is sublime

Only know pleasure during active consumption

Skipping on the almonds is a correct assumption