Of My Property Brothers and the Bear Lyrics

I'm Julian and this is Cassady

We're first time home buyers looking for a private island in Nevada

I sharpen crayons for a living, Cassady works for the internet

Our must have list is

Three story ranch style cabin

No less than two swimming pools

Hardwood carpets that are low maintenance

Easy access the the New York subway system

A four walled modular synth room

Hammock style master with memory foam

Guest room for Connor

Open concept bathroom

Helicopter pad for work

Plenty of space for legos and nanoblocks

David Bromstad doing his thing

Inverted zero G Tennis courts

Snow machine for summer skiing

An alchemy tower with fresh ingredients

So Suddenly it seems to me I ain't no designer I ought to be

The paint along the bedroom wall lead in my composition flaws and all

Carcinogenic compounds briskly ignored

When the contractors change the color scheme once more

We're over budget and behind, glaring at each other

Wishing I had a hand from the property brothers

But I only have Chip consuming the concrete

While the curb appeal factor is relative to the street

Nicole Curtis might be addicted

Like me to the Triscuit

When prompted I will litigate and list it