Unemployment Highs/Lows Lyrics

Pay my benefits

Certify my claim

Process my application

Register my shame

Every other Sunday

Web interface aflame

Phone tag with the EDD

Unemployment game

Hey girl

You ever see an unemployment claim?

I got one right here

You can pay it

Certify

Run it in the system

Issue a payment

Pay my benefits

Certify my claim

Process my application

Unemployment game

Hopelessness

Hopeless hopeless

It all really hopeless

Hopeless drenched in apathetic bleh

Pointless eh let's start a hopeless holiday

By the way I tried to say I be there or be square root

In the fan base there is a chest of rare loot

Wipe the handle of the firearm I didn't shoot

Hopeless as the chairmen with the shorts and the toms

Hopeless as our fossilized energy problems

Hopeless as the guitar with the maligned frets

Hopeless as as my hedge maze twist hedged bets

Sights sets on my hopeless employment regrets

Bummer let my timer reset at midday sunset

The phone lines are closed you can always try again tomorrow