Trainer's Chant Lyrics

Faux pas excuser poke battle loser

Expressions not said hack red roserade pruner

Rich kid looter not quite a straight shooter

In fact I'm not sure I've said anything at all

Cause I'm like Link bonafide silent protagonist

Which you might not think while I'm rapping this

Variable personality is magnetic

Polarity is wrong and I can't correct it

Subside then feel like this grinding in my chest

Is the gears finally shattering due to stress

Torchic's blood is on my hands

Repels are getting harder to finance

Another step another tick on the poison prock

Geodude's down becoming just another rock

Send out last friend failing to concede

Blacked out and broke because of my greed

Sometimes life asks you mach or acro

What we start with often becomes de facto

Higher tiers of pokeballs have better containment

Easier capture makes for better entertainment

A terrifying prospect for those still wild

Submit your will and freedom to this child

And cram yourself into this small red ball

Vaporize in a flash of light to fit at all