A Coffee Forty Lyrics

A dawn break brew makes me complete

Raw cake before now I can compete

One mug is fine but five is finer

Don't look worried I'm not a first timer

Praise this major export commodity

Imbibe to turn my body to a prodigy

I'm an oddity but avoid being solemn

Mass java intake never rock bottom

A full forty fluid ounces

Will be gulped while this track bounces

I'm like Fry with three hundred big boys

Making coffee with all my favorite toys

Garbage bag mess from the French press

Bust out a chemex to impress our guests

Who like coffee imported and artisan

With light and dark roasts i'm bipartisan

Liquid black gold in veins

Caffeinates all the same

Drip in the cup sip then suck

Stick my head out a runaway truck

Fuck this refreshing cool morning breeze

Rather be home giving grinds a squeeze

Inhaling decadent aromas

Breaking mid-brunch comas

Save the sugar save the milk

A cup of joe necessitates no help

If I decide I need the calories though

Then I can down countless cappuccinos

Jittery flow from my 7th mug of perk

To be honest, without it, I'm kinda a jerk

Such a routine no longer feel the buzz

On reflection I drink it just because