One or Two Lyrics

These are small thoughts rehashed don'ts and oughts

Succulents planted in shattered clay pots to rot

There's an odious taint to Andrew Mccabe's fate

Rate your president on a scale of one to two

One being an especially destructive fool

Two being you have red hats and are a tool

Three being you didn't quite understand my question

Don't advocate the binary but I'll make an exception

Current weapon a brick present state forever sick

Live for wet guitar licks synth echo tricks pick

A sound that'll stick while candle wick kicks

Embers in my direction flame's at my discretion

I'm Castor Troy with those golden pistols

Wait, maybe TJ Kong riding the missile

Strangelove can walk and that's not at all concerning

Leave negotiations to someone more discerning

Meanwhile I'll make another delicious batch of cookies

Bring shame to all those damn chocolate chip rookies

Just another under baked and mistimed escape

One more poor mix and brown sugar mistake

New and improved flashy butterfly blade

Underwater made carbon steel highest grade

Stab in thigh twist to prolong bleeding

Safety Concerns is okayest, conceded