Timmy Two Chords Lyrics

Derelict derelict slumped on the bed

Mario red cap jumped on my head

Consequence of turtling or maybe bequeath

My heart to what's inside the scimitar's sheath

Preach like Zoro three mic style

Reach like Smoker dissipate for a while

Hey Safety that doesn't quite bump in the whip

Set sail to Venus in my zeppelin ship

I'm Timmy two chords tiger lord soul poured

Two chords to make you fall on your own sword

Two chords to help you sleep at night

Two chords will make you think everything's all right

Two chords to find your dynasty's heir

Two chords to construct a syndicate's lair

Two chords to put my horse in the lead

Two chords is all I fucking need

Not authorized to press the emergency button

Flash another look to indicate my glutton

Settle the score with my third proxy war

Hollow point words with liquid napalm cores

Allies comment on my certain lack of luck

So I flash them a quadruple synchronized thumbs up

Cracked up with an unceremonious chuckle

Captain ka-Knuckles with the stolen boot buckles

Timmy two chords is back at it again

Two chords to write honest IMs and press send

Two chords to orchestrate the fall of Rome

Two chords to send all our troops home

Two chords help set my mind at ease

Two chords will allow the icecaps to refreeze

Two chords to get your sports car keyed

Two chords is all I fucking need

All I need all I need all I need

That buffoon with a bassoon stacked double reed

Musical dead ringer for that fella Peter Singer

Ejected from the lab for being toxic slinger