A Song About Severus Snape Lyrics

I showed u all my songs

And random YouTube videos

And I'd hoped that u would find these things to be

A positive reflection of me

And then I begged u not to go back to your town house

And then I hit ur Juul while u were sleeping

There i am

Relying on my friends again

Trying to play Phrygian

Getting in ur thyroid gland

Going to the taco stand

Driving to New Mexico

Fucking Severus on the astral plane

Having sex w Severus snape

I let u wear me sockz

And showed you monkey videos

And I'd hoped that u would find these things to be

A positive reflection of me

And then I begged u not to go back to Co-lab

And then we hung out the next evening

There i am

Relying on my friends again

Learning superlocrian

Doggystyle w a pelican

Going to the taco stand

Driving to New Mexico

Fucking Severus on the astral plane

J me + Severus on the astral plane

*throat clear*

The book and film franchise of Harry Potter has inspired a monumental fandom community with a veracious output of fanfiction and general musings on the text and the vivid universe contained therein. A significant portion of these texts deal with Professor Severus Snape, the stern Potions Master with ambiguous ethics and loyalties. This paper explores a small community of Snape fans who have gone beyond a narrative retelling of the character as constrained by the work of Joanne Katherine Rowling. The 'Snapewives' or 'Snapists' are women who channel Snape, are engaged in romantic relationships with him, and see him as a vital guide for their daily lives. In this context, Snape is viewed as more than a mere fictional creation. He is seen as a being that extends beyond the Harry Potter texts with Rowling perceived as a flawed interpreter of his supra-textual essence.

~F U C K~

There i am

Relying on my friends again

Trying to play Phrygian

Getting in ur thyroid gland

Going to the taco stand

Driving to New Mexico

Fucking Severus on the astral plane

Having sex w Severus snape