Leslie <3 Lyrics

Leslie

I saw you shopping for that shirt

For your camping trip

It hurt

Still young

And just as dangerous

As I once knew

And you still suck

but I still think about you

You'd rather sleep with scorpions in your pillow every night

Than to come back home to me

I'm a coyote howling in the night

And I'm moving to West Texas out of spite

Maybe we can sit around the fire and burn your shit

All the whip-its you said you never did

And someday I'll be sitting here in Marfa with my cat

And you'll still suck

And I'll still think about that

I'd rather sleep with scorpions on my pillow every night

Than to come back home to you

I'm a coyote howling in the night

And I'm moving to West Texas out of spite

Did yall know that whip-its

also called laughing gas or hippy crack

is a slang term for steel cartridges filled with nitrous oxide?

Some people believe that whip-its are safer to use than other inhalant drugs, but whip-its are BAD

Additionally, scorpion stings account for putting 3,000 poor souls out to pasture each year worldwide

That's equivalent to 3,000 level five druids on a raid of crucible of storms with no TANK!

(no tank?)

You'd rather sleep with scorpions on your pillow every night

Than to come back home to me

I'm a coyote howling at the moon

And I'm moving to West Texas, fuck you

And I'll be moving to Arizona, fuck you

And I'm moving to Westeros, fuck you