Can we talk about the sexual tension (right now) [on this airplane] Lyrics

Hark, all ye Daughters of Jerusalem

Behold what I have found

A monstrous skeleton

In the depths of the ground

It's probably a demon

With a bad case of scoliosis

So let's just bury it again

And eat some hummus

But the Behemoth speaks"I'm a pterosaur with a broken wing

Ticked off about everything

Holding on to all life's memories

And I feel so fucking guilty about everything"

I drank four overpriced beers in the Austin-Bergstrom International Airport

And then I lined up to board a two and a half hour flight

And I sat there watching Marie Kondo on the airplane tv

And I thought about my life

I'm a pterosaur trying to catch a plane

I've sucked and fucked my way through TSA

Holding onto unheard melodies

And I feel so fucking guilty about everything

Whack fo la de ra

Getting nothing done

Whack fo la le ra

Getting nothing done