berry the bandit Lyrics

So if I'm rich and famous or buried down in a grave

I wrote this song so it all won't fade

And if they ask who I am when I'm gone and dead

You better remember to tell'em that I said

I'm, berry the bandit

I'm, very aware that

I'm guilty for breaking hearts and vandalizing paradigms

If you ain't wanna get caught up with me

You shoulda locked the door, and thrown away the key

Cause I'm berry the bandit

I'm very ill-managed

I'm chaos incarnate and I've never been too camera shy

So lemme know when it's time to say cheese

And I'll smile under the mask, even though you can't see

Ok I rep the 404 and 02387

So I'm bout to make some jokes and you ain't gonna get'em

Unless of course you're in Forsyth or askin' "and is that hot or iced?"

But if not, I don't mind, you can sit back and vibe

Sorry Claire, as in mother Bear, not the one impaired

by the oopsie-daisy OD, I'm glad you're okie-dokie

Unlike your local Hoby, always getting repaired

He's been going through it lowkey, every week the tech is there

In the presence of legends like Billy, Kevin, and Hannah

I know Isabel and Amls, and that's not a little honor

I'm all over the place, just like my Faith and my Grace

And that's three birds with two stones, but there's only one Germain

Shouts to Beckner and Bug, who I should tell you I love

Like the Haileys and the Grays, Nat's a model, Shelby's fae

And I'm not bi or gay, just to clear that up

Ask Dan, he's been checking for a year and seven months

I'm just tryna be cool like Natasha, Isa and Izzy

You can buy anything you want for three-moose-fifty

Yeah that was Moose-A-Matics 101, brought to you by Jake

To the Mallorys, I hope that you're having a great day

Same to Kunkle, I miss the cackle, I'm sad you went back

And if you ever catch me barking, I'mma blame it on Kat

But not Bean, cause he's Katia's, like Eric and Lee

And Ashley I guess, but Omunique is the best

Word off to EK and K, your local theys and party rats

And wherever Richelle is, is where the party's at

Maybe not anymore, but put Wendy on the floor

And wait to see the sevens in the customer connect score

We got a new store, Evan got a new nose

We got a brand new team, but then they all went home

Except Mandy and Cole, but he went to B, just like Simone

Gang gang, yeah yeah, you know that's how we roll

So if I'm rich and famous or buried down in a grave

I wrote this song so it all won't fade

And if they ask who I am when I'm gone and dead

You better remember to tell'em that I said

I'm, berry the bandit

I'm, very aware that

I'm guilty for breaking hearts and vandalizing paradigms

If you ain't wanna get caught up with me

You shoulda locked the door, and thrown away the key

Cause I'm berry the bandit

I'm very ill-managed

I'm chaos incarnate and I've never been too camera shy

So lemme know when it's time to say cheese

And I'll smile under the mask, even though you can't see

We're just socially awkward and here to help!

It's flawless

That's all we needed