Bolivia Lyrics

I've been dating this girl that's not my standard type

A white chick with cornrowed hair, a sun tattoo on her thigh

Her daddy was a hotshot lawyer, her mom teaches yoga

And to be honest, I wouldn't be surprised if we broke up

Because she is a trust fund girl

That wants to see the world

To spread the word of rocks

She calls them crystals, but seriously they're rocks

And why the fuck would I go to Bolivia?

What even is there to do

It's such a stupid place, fuck every landlocked state

Plus the Amazon rainforest is through

What the fuck is wrong with you

I've been traveling with this girl to see every boring land

Ecuador, Chile, Brazil, but she won't go to Japan

That is my only request, but she promises me she'll think

So I'm stuck in South America, I guess I'll fucking drink

Until my liver's time runs out

I wanna feel internal drought

Please save me from this fucking place

Or else I'll shoot myself in the face

And why the fuck would I go to Bolivia?

What even is there to do

It's such a stupid place, fuck every landlocked state

Plus the Amazon rainforest is through

What the fuck is wrong with you

She tells me it's important to travel around

But I'd rather be in Germany when it was uncomfortable out

Bolivia sucks donkey dick

I asked my friend for advice, he hadn't even heard of it

So why the fuck am I in Bolivia?

Why do I deserve this fate

All the people live in dirt huts

And this chick won't give me my nut

I bought my own ticket, it was such a waste

And why the fuck would I go to Bolivia?

What even is there to do

It's such a stupid place, fuck every landlocked state

Plus the Amazon rainforest is through

What the fuck is wrong with you