Washerman Lyrics

Intro

Uncle Mr Washerman

Ejoor sir, softly dey wash the babe o

Kpe Uncle Mr Washerman

Abeg na softly dey wash the babe o

Hey stranger, hey pretty face

Hey shorty with the hips and itty bitty waist

Girl you dey cause damage, titty collision

With a booty big enough to have its own religion

Pardon my manners, my attitude

I’m quite the gentleman

I just lost it with you

Crushing on you, lusting for you

Don’t put me on that Lagbaja P

And tell me nothing for you

Cuz I fit die

Wait, I fit nearly die

Well but I fit cry

Wait, I fit nearly cry

The point is e go pain me if you no follow me go

So we can get it popping once a week

Twice a day, then every night

Now I could tell you what it do

Who I am and what I do

And everything I think will help me get with you

And that’s the truth

But that’s bull sh…

Keep it between the both of us

Lowkey, super lowkey, make e no for loss

Uncle Mr Washerman

Ejoor sir, softly dey wash the babe o

Kpe Uncle Mr Washerman

Abeg na softly dey wash the babe o

I got a dollar and a dream

A dollar and a dream

But tonight girl

It’s you and I with two bottles of gin

Or maybe half a bag of spliff

You should know what I mean

I’m trying figure out the fastest way

To get you out your jeans

Now I ain’t trying force you

No be say I dey ginger

I got moves for days, in the sheets I’m a ninja

Make you burn calories, work you out properly

A pretty good rapper

Which means I’m skilled orally

Don’t mean to brag

But you know I’m bad

Big feet, big hands

Girl you do the math

Let’s take a ride

Girl you know I drive

You say you wanna come

Then I make you arrive

Whoa!

No other man is greater than

Me, I’m the best one that you a fi get around

Your ex man is an ex

Girl, he a just a hater man

Me arms keep you secure

No other place is better than this

Uncle Mr Washerman

Ejoor sir, softly dey wash the babe o

Kpe Uncle Mr Washerman

Abeg na softly dey wash the babe o

Uncle Mr Washerman

Ejoor sir, softly dey wash the babe o

Kpe Uncle Mr Washerman

Abeg na softly dey wash the babe o

Kpe Uncle Mr Washerman

Mr Washerman