Blue Balls Lyrics

There's so much to do

So much to give and do

Your cat has nine lives

And maybe I can have two

Decades of drink

You start to stink

But it's not just a smell

It's like a bat out of hell

Cut off at the knees

Another drink please

Cut off at the knees

Another drink please

But it's not just a smell

It's like a bat out of hell

Wine or whiskey

It's just as well

I can't even walk

But it helps me come out of my shell

Cut off at the knees

Another drink please

Cut off at the knees

Another drink please

Puke on your sleeve

You tell yourself just one more drink then I'll leave

It's time to go

You're all out of dough

A kiss on a cheek

Haven't got one in weeks

Cut off at the knees

Another drink please

Cut off at the knees

Another drink please

You go down smooth

You quench my thirst

You're like youthful bliss

For what that's worth

It's time to go

You're all out of dough

A kiss on the cheek

And you've got me for a week

Cut off at the knees

Another drink please

Cut off at the knees

Another drink please