I'm in Trouble Now Lyrics

I'm at the end of the rope

I'm at the end of the line

I'm at the end of the rope

I'm feeling so fine

I'm trapped in a cage

My granny's under the bed

I'm trapped in a cage

Don't tell Uncle Eddie to sleep at night when he snores

I'm full of testosterone

I'm a girl on the weekends

I summon an ice cream truck

I'm full of testosterone

I'm a girl on the weekend

I clear my throat and I recite the ghastly prayer of age

I'm the saviour of the Northland

I'm a Canadian, I'm pretty good at hockey, hockey

That's a game better than curling

But not as good as shuffleboard