The Legend Of The Easter Raccoon Lyrics

Now gather 'round let me spin ya a tune

'Bout a critter who sneaks by the light of the moon

He don't bring no baskets no eggs no cheer

But you'll know he was here when your candy's not near!

Oh the Easter Raccoon with his mask and his tail

Hops like a bunny but he's destined to fail!

He steals all the sweets thinks he's pullin' a heist

But when he goes to wash 'emwell it don't end nice!

Through gardens and yards he sneaks with delight

Pilferin' peeps in the dead of the night

Chocolate eggs jellybeans a marshmallow prize

No kid is safe when he sets his eyes!

Oh the Easter Raccoon with his mask and his tail

Hops like a bunny but he's destined to fail!

He steals all the sweets thinks he's pullin' a heist

But when he goes to wash 'emwell it don't end nice!

He scurries away with his candy galore

Sits by the creek thinkin' time to score!

Dips in his paws gives his haul a good swish

Oh poor little fellaain't no candy left to dish!

Chocolate don't swim jellybeans don't float

Marshmallow bunnies? They swell and bloat!

He stares at the river lets out a deep sigh

Next year I'll get it! Just gotta stay dry!

Oh the Easter Raccoon with his mask and his tail

Hops like a bunny but he's destined to fail!

So guard your sweets keep 'em locked up tight

Or he'll snatch 'em away on that Easter night!