Hansel And Gretel And Caramel And Marshmallow Lyrics

Lost in the woods, two kids all alone

With crumbs eaten up, no path back home

Then a candy house, their eyes grew wide

"Knock, knock!" they said, as they stepped inside

Out popped Caramel, with a tail and a grin

"Standing out here's dangerous; come on in!"

Marshmallow conjured up a magical spread

With tea and sweets for the lost and unfed

We're Caramel and Marshmallow, no dangers here

Teaching you to live and thrive without fear

No wicked witches here, just kindness to spare

Let's show you how to survive out there!

The kids shared their tale with sugar-filled sighs

Abandoned twice, left under dark skies

Marshmallow frowned, her heart felt sore

"These kids deserve so much more!"

"I know!" she said. "Let's give them a home!"

But Caramel groaned, "Let's leave that alone!

Adopting them? Fun, sure, but think it through

How would that fit into future songs we do?"

We're Caramel and Marshmallow, no dangers here

Teaching you to live and thrive without fear

No wicked witches here, just kindness to spare

Let's show you how to survive out there!

"Now, here's the deal", said Caramel with flair

"You're like, what? Eight? Totally prepared!

We'll teach you to track, to climb, to fight

By the end, you'll own the night!"

Chocolate armor, gumdrop shields

Skills to conquer the toughest fields

You'll be rangers of the forest deep

Guardians proud, no longer sheep!

We're Caramel and Marshmallow, let's not be strangers

Taught you to live and thrive as forest rangers

No wicked witches here, just kindness to spare

Now you know how to survive out there!

The kids waved goodbye with strength renewed

Caramel smirked, "See? I told you they'd do!"

Marshmallow sighed but gave a soft grin

"Maybe you're right... this time you win!"