Fox Facts Lyrics

Foxes do a tango underneath the moon

They wear little hats and they know a good tune

They can read your mind, but they don't care what you think

They once had a kingdom, now they just swing!

Fox Facts! (They're cooler than you!)

Fox Facts! (They look great in blue!)

Fox Facts! (They actually wear shoes!)

Fox Facts! (Ain't none of this true!)

Foxes built the pyramids in just one night

They own all the world's mineral rights

They speak every language but choose not to talk

And when no one's looking, they moonwalk!

Fox Facts! (They can't run track!)

Fox Facts! (They hacked the moon and that's a fact!)

Fox Facts! (They can scratch their own back!)

Fox Facts! (But they can't send a fax!)

They know where Atlantis is

But they won't say!

They once had a secret biz

Selling fancy soufflé!

They wrote half the world's great books

But kept the credit low

And the reason why they yip?

Well... you don't wanna know!

Fox Facts! (They invented space!)

Fox Facts! (They won the arms race!)

Fox Facts! (With their giant death ray!)

Fox Facts! (They nap all day!)

Fox Facts! (They'll steal your snacks!)

Fox Facts! (And never give them back!)

Fox Facts! (They're ruling the world!)

Fox Facts! (Just don't tell the squirrels!)