HOTel Lyrics

Welcome to a porch you never left

Stupidity's gone ain't startin' a pissin' contest

See my arse grand pappy said turnin' round

Don't lose sight pattin' his ass dust raisin' from his cowboy boots

Be stayin' at the hote or mote huh

Motel or hotel

Oh Woodsprings Hottie

Oh gotcha

Ok my story hoes I mean goes

Startin' at storage unit

Be keepin' it in a storage unit

Found stuff thrown away a storage unit

Found it kept it damn damn now I'm storin' shitz in storage unit

Hurry up stayin' in what room

Suite are awe nah's room

Pizza delivered 2 the room

Didn't leave it at office

Long walks don't won't get him a tip

4 limits pizza hot-stuff peppers celly call

Invited her over

Met her at office let'r up 2 flights stairs elevator fuggin' broken

Got 2 door welcome 2 redneck suite 'n proper

Said oh hey baby you good

Country naked um fugg yeah

All I wanted was a shower

Huh shocked

Beers pizza slices sittin' on sink

Saw her 'n a mist mirror

Oh I didn't blink

Redneck showerin' her gifts you get it

In-2-IT-Now

Beers Bubbles 'n bathwater 2 hours

Oh hell nah I don't wanna stop

She's smilin' like a dog lookin' at a beef jerky treat losin' her shitz

I bought camouflage sheets

Maybe stay right here ta night hell-nahs gone

Ain't nuttin' wrong beer breath in the mornin'

Remember ya can't drink all day if y'all don't start in the mornin'

Wait wait beers gone, damn fugg

Ok my story hoes I mean goes

Startin' at storage unit

Be keepin' it in a storage unit

Found stuff thrown away a storage unit

Found it kept it damn damn now I'm storin' shitz in storage unit

Hurry up stayin' in what room

Suite are awe nah's room

Suite are awe nah's room

Pizza delivered 2 the room

Didn't leave it at office

Long walks don't won't get him a tip

Found stuff thrown away a storage unit

Found it kept it damn damn now I'm storin' shitz in storage unit

Hurry up stayin' in what room

Suite are awe nah's room

Suite are awe nah's room

Pizza delivered 2 the room

Didn't leave it at office

Long walks don't won't get him a tip

4 limits pizza hot-stuff peppers celly call

Invited her over

Met her at office let'r up 2 flights stairs elevator fuggin' broken

Got 2 door welcome 2 redneck suite 'n proper

Said oh hey baby you good

Country naked um fugg yeah

All I wanted was a shower

Huh shocked

Beers pizza slices sittin' on sink

Saw her 'n a mist mirror I didn't blink

Redneck showerin' her gifts you get it

I'm In-2-IT-Now

Welcome 2 redneck suite 'n proper

Said oh hey baby you good

Country naked um fugg yeah

All I wanted was a shower

Huh shocked

Beers pizza slices sittin' on sink

Saw her 'n a mist mirror

Oh I didn't blink

Redneck showerin' her gifts you get it I get it

I'm In-2-IT-Now, In-2-IT, I'm In-2-IT-Now