Redneck ’n Hillbilly Slang Lyrics

Let's get on it

Redneck slang

How'd that sound

I believe it's

Redneck 'n Hillbilly

Y'all or is it U all

Ok a parties about to be startin'

Are you fixin' to pitchin' in

Ain't got a pot to piss in

But can you buy sum beers

Your wallet looks

Bigger than a cows behind

I'm just hankerin' for 2 beers 2 go

Cut a rug hurry up

Dusty dirt floors ain't gettin' any younger

Hey I've came a long way I use to be

Knee high to a grasshopper

Then I grew to be

Too big for my britches

Now I'm 62

Fixin' to start a bonfire

For a party got my night crew headin' this way

But don't need these

Be catchin' embers hot

Plenty of beers 'n coolers ice

I'm fixin to puttin' beers 'n my truck bed as an ice box it's plenty full

Cost me 2 weeks worth of my roof over my head funds gone

That's more fugged up than a knuckle soup sandwich where'd it all go

Got my piggy's life savings be rattlin' it like a cricket in a hub cap geezers

They are already drunker than 2 dogs in a gunny sack rattlesnake inside

Now it's rainin' down like a horse pissin' on a flat rock

Oops my country queen just heard me

Yellin' to me hush up

Y'all quit 'n hold your horses

Quit fussing about

Stop horsin' around

I'm gettin' a bit dog tired

We ain't hankerin' or living high cotton

We be simple country folks small townin'

Dang she's madder than a wet hen

Keep up your mouth be eatin' corn thru a picket fence

You got me yes

You look rode hard 'n put up wet

Hustlin' about

Slow your roll

Get a beer till they show

Redneck 'n Hillbilly

You are livin' high cotton

We be simple country folks small townin'

Dang she's madder than a wet hen

Keep up your mouth be eatin' corn thru a picket fence

You got me yes

You look rode hard 'n put up wet

Hustlin' about

Slow your roll

Get a beer till they show

Get a beer till they show