Pink Elephant Lyrics

Pink elephant

I'm in my element

Pink elephant

This is my testament

First drink at 19, alcoholic from the start

Felt like it filled something in my heart

Puking in gutters, no self respect

The bottle and my mouth never disconnect

Wake up drunk, shake when I'm thirsty

Can't have just one-- nature cursed me

There's no hangover if you never stop

With a line chopped up on the dresser top

To be honest, this shit's not fun anymore

Everything spins when you're on the floor

Only stopping in for a little quick visit

Too many shots in 40 minutes now I'm past my limit

Pink elephant

I'm in my element

Pink elephant

This is my testament

Drinking never affected my employment

So I kept going despite the disappointment

Thankfully the liquor store blessed me

So I won't remember my girlfriend left me

Misadventures only served to distract me

Sprayed and tazed when the cops attacked me

Hungover in jail, don't even want my lunch

Head still hurts from where I got punched

It's all on me, because my Mama tried

My whole family thinks that I'm gonna die

Cover up the smell with my cheap cologne

Dim the lights because I'm drinking alone

Pink elephant

I'm in my element

Pink elephant

This is my testament

Slit my wrist, tried to lie to the PD

Talked my way out of a 5150

Vodka and pills-- make sure that I wake up

If I'm alive in the morning, then we can break up

Blacked out in hotel rooms, asleep on the carpet

Ice in the sink but no drinks-- run to the market

Which way is home, I get lost when I wander

Wallet empty, how much money did I squander

This isn't my life, I'm fucking performing this

On loop and there just has to be more than this

Why can't I stop, am I too weak or too lazy

I can't stop drinking and I'm begging you to save me

Pink elephant

I'm in my element

Pink elephant

This is my testament