Alan Thicc Lyrics

Lemme chill widdit

Million dollar bill widdit

You know how I deal widdit

I could pop a pill widdit

Back when everybody was still alive

Nobody had died-- no reason to cry

Always rooted for the bad guy

You can't fail if you don't even try

God still spoke to man, people still made plans

Kids disappeared after getting thrown in vans

Milk carton-- the world was always fucked up

It's time for motherfuckers to be scared of us

But we work ourselves to death at jobs we hate

Get yelled at cause you're fuckin' two minutes late

So we get together and we walk the strip

We built this city like fucking Starship

Hey yo, everywhere I go I see the same tricky bitch

Rock a fuckin' party like I'm flippin' a switch

Do a lot of big things, you know how I do

Anything you heard about me is probably true

Fuck the whole world and your radio dial

I'ma be here for a minute but only for awhile

You're gonna love me-- yo, it happens gradually

When I die, they're gonna build statues of me

Clocks were going backward

Shit was fucking fractured

The vibe was concerning

Worlds had stopped turning

Fuck that, see I'ma do what I please

I hit the door and your bitch hits her knees

No need to knock 'cause she gave me a key

Smoke your weed while she blow me like breeze

Yo, I go skydiving without a motherfucking parachute

Crash into your party naked-- my birthday suit

People love me 'cause I'm motherfuckin' rascally

Your caring is a lot less cool than my apathy

Step into the party like a mad bomber

Get me a pre-rolled blunt and an Arnold Palmer

My dick so big that it has it's own dick

I named the motherfucker Alan Thicc

Fuck the whole world and your radio dial

I'ma be here for a minute but only for awhile

You're gonna love me, yo, it happens gradually

When I die, they're gonna build statues of me

Can't tell me nothing, man, I'm straight ignorant

For me, it's like I'm just completely indifferent