King of Reno Lyrics

Bow down to the King- I'm the King of Reno

But I got more game than a fucking casino

So I'll win your bitch like a round of Keno

Bow down to the motherfuckin' King of Reno

I get loose and looney on a Friday feeling funky

Wearing crazy shit that I just copped at Junkee

Give me good weed and let me rap on a fine beat

The party never stopped when I lived on Vine Street

My castle is the J Resort- my court is the Row

King Flamingo, ho, sit back and watch the show

Finally quit drinking before I got cirrhosis

Big Tone's got my back like spinal stenosis

This ain't a bakery so never take my bread

If you fuck with the King then it's off with your head

Jeremy Renner died here but he was born again

And he still makes a point to always represent

Friday night's here and I'm gone off that sativa

Time to wreck some shit at the fuckin' Cal Neva

Flamingo in this bitch, blowin' up like the air races

But your girl just went down on half the Reno Aces!

Bow down to the King- I'm the King of Reno

But I got more game than a fucking casino

So I'll win your bitch like a round of Keno

Bow down to the motherfuckin' King of Reno

I'll make you disappear like your name is Roy Frisch

'Cause when you come at the King, you best not miss

Yo, there used to be a car dealership where you could buy pills

Get a new Expedition and some Zannies and go home and chill

Step into the party like Priscilla Ford

I'm the Chairman of the motherfuckin' Reno Board

Middle aged man, old school like the Mapes

Your girl getting naked so I'm closing the drapes

Every pull is a jackpot until they unplug it

Just bought shrooms in front of the Little Nugget

The neon lights out here got me trippin

Headed to the Men's Club to see your girl strippin

You've got a black belt but I've got a black gun

So your corny shit might get a different reaction

Pistol-whipped you right there in Circus Circus

Kiss my feet while you're down, bitch, serve a purpose

Bow down to the King- I'm the King of Reno

But I got more game than a fucking casino

So I'll win your bitch like a round of Keno

Bow down to the motherfuckin' King of Reno

Hey yo Vegas is Nickleback, Reno is an indie band

Reno is real and raw, Las Vegas is Disneyland

Only come here if you can take a fuckin' punch

Then head to Top Deck for some cheap ass lunch

I took a bitch to Top Deck and she gave me some brain

But she was so disappointed I didn't have cocaine

Scandalous females and blood-thirsty dudes

Slap your own grandma when you're in a bad mood

Dirtbag drama and some petty ass feuds

I sent your girl packin' but she still sending me nudes

Reno cold and dirty, yo, this ain't a sales pitch

I'm just a cold motherfuckin' dirty son of a bitch

Fucked a chick named Candy- man, call me Sammy Davis Jr

I love Reno, I just wish I came here sooner

Call me the King, the mayor, the head of the committee

Bringing drama in the Biggest Little fuckin' City

Bow down to the King- I'm the King of Reno

But I got more game than a fucking casino

So I'll win your bitch like a round of Keno

Bow down to the motherfuckin' King of Reno