Splish Splash, I Was Gettin' Some Ass ft. The Monorchids Lyrics

Splish splash, I was gettin' some ass

Screwin' on a Saturday night

A rub dub, squirtin' lube on my chub

Thinkin' everything was all right

Well, I stepped out the bed

Put my feet on the floor

But I was so greased up

I slid right out the door

Well, how was I to know there was an orgy going on?

They was a-splishin' and a-splashin

Kneelin' and a-squealin

Movin' and a-groovin

Jammin' and a-rammin, yeah

Oh yeah

Gosh dang, I saw a gang bang

Romancin' on my living room rug, yeah

Flip flop, they was gettin' some slop

All the girls had whipped out their jugs

There was Lollipop with-a Peggy Sue

Good golly, Miss Molly was-a even there, too

A-well-a, splish splash, I forgot 'bout that ass

I went and put my wadin' boots on, yeah

I was a-splishin' and a-splashin

Kneelin' and a-squealin

Movin' and a-groovin

Jammin' and a-rammin, yeah

I was a-splishin' and a-splashin

Kneelin' and a-squealin

Movin' and a-groovin

Jammin' and a-rammin, yeah