Turn You Into a Lesbian ft. Dudley Chudd & The Disappointment Lyrics

Girl, I'm gonna take you to McDonald's

On our very first date

It'll be a special evening

So make sure you're not late

You can order any combo

Even if it has a Big Mac

And I'll try to hide my stiffy

While I stare at your big rack

Yeah, I'm gonna

Turn you into

Turn you into

Turn you into ... a Lesbian

Girl, I'm gonna take you to my bedroom

While my folks are away

When you see my Penthouse pin-ups

You're gonna say you can't stay

I'm gonna talk about computers

Atop my rad bunk bed loft

If you're lucky you may find out

That I'm Micro ... but not Soft

Yeah, I'm gonna

Turn you into

Turn you into

Turn you into ... a Lesbian

Every breath you take, every move you make

I'll be watching you as if you're Rockwell

I want a doctor to take your picture

So I can look at you from inside as well

Girl, you're gonna get a whiff of doo-doo

From my advanced gum disease

My attempts to feel you up

Will feed your growing unease

Don't pretend you don't notice

My Wrangler jeans gettin' tight

You'd best invest in flannel

'Cause by the end of the night

I'm gonna

Turn you into

Turn you into

Turn you into ... a Lesbian

(He's gonna)

(Turn you into)

(Turn you into)

(Turn you into) ... a Lesbian