Monster Bush ft. "Hung" Gary Lugosi & The Ghoulash Lyrics

I was wanking in the lab late one night

When I bemoaned my lonely plight

To the local graveyard, I took a stroll

I was looking for a friendly hole

An eerie goth pointed at her thighs

And then I saw, to my surprise

(She had a bush) She had a monster bush

(A monster bush) I got some graveyard tush

(She had a bush) We smoked some primo kush

(She had a bush) She had a monster bush

The ghosts and goblins watched and cheered

While I stared in awe at her nether beard

Horizontally dancing the Transylvania Twist

It left us both in spooky bliss

And though I liked that gothic gash

I fear I caught a monster rash

(She had a bush)

(A monster bush)

(She had a bush)

(A monster bush)

I probably would have lost a bet

Because her pubes were light brunette

They were quite unlike her long dark locks

No Black No. one has dyed her box

She had a date at midnight with Nosferatu

But at least she left my balls not blue

(She had a bush) She had a monster bush

(A monster bush) I got some graveyard tush

(She had a bush) We smoked some primo kush

(She had a bush) She had a monster bush

(A monster bush)

(A monster bush)

Big hairy bush

(A monster bush)

(A monster bush)

(A monster bush)