Notice Period Lyrics

Monday morning meeting, camera off again

Pretending to listen while I update my LinkedIn

They talk about culture like it's something you can buy

While I'm counting down the months 'til my RSUs fly

Been here eighteen months, that's an eternity

Time to trade my"passion" for a better salary

Notice period, notice period

Watching all these red flags that I chose to ignore

Notice period, notice period

Trading one dream for another, keeping score

I'm just playing corporate bingo anymore

They want hustle culture, I want therapy

Work-life balance is just corporate poetry"We're a family here" - heard that line before

Last family let me go in quarter four

Did the bare minimum today

Still got praised anyway

Maybe I'm not quiet quitting

Maybe they're quiet forgetting

What it means to be alive

Outside this nine-to-five

Notice period, notice period

Watching all these red flags that I chose to ignore

Notice period, notice period

Trading one dream for another, keeping score

I'm just playing corporate bingo anymore

Update that resume

Rehearse the lies I'll say"Looking for new challenges" - aren't we all?

Just trying not to fall