Avocado Real Estate Lyrics

Remember open houses, the brochures crisp and bright?

White picket fences gleaming in the golden light

But that was someone else's story, a fairytale they sold

Now I'm scrolling Zillow, feeling ancient and old

But then I found you, my avocado dream

A tiny green escape, a surreal, creamy scene

Forget the down payment, the mortgage, and the strife

This natural pod is my only chance at a real life

Avocado real estate, oh, it's the place to be

Where millennials can dream, eternally

Avocado real estate, a love so green and true

The only property I can afford, it's sadly true

My landlord's raising rent again, the city's getting loud

Another broken promise, lost within the crowd

But in my avocado, I find a sweet reprieve

A tiny bit of solace, a place where I believe

From the creamy texture to the heart of the seed

This avocado life is all I really need

Forget the city lights, the concrete and the stress

This natural paradise is where I find my happiness

Avocado real estate, oh, it's the place to be

Underneath the sunshine, just you and me

Avocado real estate, a love so sweet and true

The only property I can afford, it's sadly true

(Ooh-ooh-ooh, avocado home)

(Ooh-ooh-ooh, all I've ever known)

(Ooh-ooh-ooh, a little slice of green)

(Ooh-ooh-ooh, my millennial dream)

Avocado real estate, oh, it's the place to be

Underneath the sunshine, just you and me

Avocado real estate, a love so sweet and true

The only property I can afford, it's sadly true.