I Met Your Mother ft. Phoenix Beats Lyrics

Listen kids, I'm about to tell the story

Of how I met your mother, and yeah yeah, it ends in glory

And I'm so sorry

But unlike with Ted, I won't be as long

Cause your dad is a proper poet, so I'll tell it in a song

I had to stay strong to eventually find her

To find her, I had to go through zvakawanda

Vakawanda vandakadana navo zvakaramba

I wonder, if they ever healed

If their wounds ever sealed

Cause I had to heal first so I wouldn't project

Cause I had to heal first to leave the jealousy

Cause when you find her, you wanna protect

What you have, and pray it lives forever just like the Megacy

Everyday they gon' hate us like Super Mega sings

But kusateerera makuhwa

Kutaurirana kana makurwa

Ndozvinokusvitsai pano

Nhasi uno moyinzwa yava ngano

Listen kids, I finally met your mother

A soul so pure, this ain't no "so so," I'll never love another

She loves me like my mother

Can't imagine how much she'll love you as your mother

And I'll get to be a father

And I'll have to figure it out with you

I had no one to set an example for me, but a few

Aunts and uncles who told me, "Nephew, you'll be fine"

Those is my dads from my point of view

If anyone points at you, you know I'm raising my fists

And your mother too, you know she feisty, and she insists

I be your muscle

I be ready to tussle, for your sake

To hustle for the cake

To hustle for your cake, come your birthdays

Come your worst days, I be there to support ya

Uchafamba pamupata womumvuri worufu, usambotya

Tenzi achange anewe

Pazvinorema reva handi kuyema gondidana ndigokuruma nzeve

Ugokhuluma Ndebele to keep your moms roots alive in you

A true Ndebele queen, that's true

I'm talking to you angel, that's you

Cool?

I know our children'll love you like I love you

Listen kids, I'm not no genius

I'm not no Ferb, I'm no Phineas

So here it is

I'm not no prophet, I can't predict the future

To be certain that P is indeed my future

Y'all could be hypothetical too

Oh yeah, let me explain, I wrote this letter when I was 22

And I had just fallen in love with Panashe too

We're only 9 months in as I write this song

But hoping this time I got it right, I don't think I could stay strong

If it does turn out that I did get it wrong

Then I'll have to return to that abyss of toxicity cause in 2024

That's what we idolize

And we laugh at those that condomize

And we laugh at those that fall in love and compromise

I'm not afraid of laughs if this relationship ever goes otherwise

Don't need no pity eyes

Don't try to sympathize

With me, listen, how many people get to meet their soulmate in their many lives?

Most of my guys is fumbling wives

To try and cuff the girl who is half naked on Instagram lives

For the street cred

Most of my guys spreading lies

To degrade our women just for a shake and dap from the guys

Most of my guys spreading thighs, many thighs, so STIs killing our brothers right before our eyes

Before they get to realize

The real lies in vulnerability

Pray to God for maturity