Christmas Got Wilc Lyrics

Santa's sleigh went sideways, and so did his crew…their drifting like fools

Dasher's guzzling schnapps

Like it's his last ride

Prancer's in the barnyard

playing spin-the-hide

Blitzen's moonwalking across the icy slope

And Cupid's got mistletoe

Swinging like a Ho

(Oh!) , reindeer wrecked and raising hell

Santa's got secrets he'll never tell

Stockings hung with a naughty surprise

Christmas got wild with no alibis

Rudolph's glow ain't guiding tonight

He's lighting the barn with a cherry delight

Vixen's twerking on a rooftop ledge

While Comet's playing

strip poker in the hedge

(Oh!) , reindeer wrecked and raising hell

Santa's got secrets he'll never tell

Stockings hung with a naughty surprise

Christmas got wild with no alibis

Mrs. Claus found a flask in Santa's stash

She's leading reindeer games

And throwing some cash

Elves in the corner, sneaking sips too

This Christmas Eve is strictly taboo

(Oh!) , reindeer wrecked and raising hell

Santa's got secrets he'll never tell

Stockings hung with a naughty surprise

Christmas got wild with no alibis

So if Santa doesn't make it

Don't sit and stew

He's probably passed out

with his schnapps-soaked crew

Wrecked and wild

Wild as hell

Just kicking their hoofs up

And wagging their tails

Merry Christmas all