Christmas Got Wild (Rock) Lyrics

Santa's sleigh went sideways, and so did his crew…their drifting like fools

Dasher's guzzling schnapps

Like it's his last ride

Prancer's in the barnyard

playing spin-the-hide

Blitzen's moonwalking across the icy slope

And Cupid's got mistletoe

Swinging like a Ho

(Oh!) , reindeer wrecked and raising hell

Santa's got secrets he'll never tell

Stockings hung with a naughty surprise

Christmas got wild with no alibis

Rudolph's glow ain't guiding tonight

He's lighting the barn with a cherry delight

Vixen's twerking on a rooftop ledge

While Comet's playing

strip poker in the hedge

(Oh!) , reindeer wrecked and raising hell

Santa's got secrets he'll never tell

Stockings hung with a naughty surprise

Christmas got wild with no alibis

Mrs. Claus found a flask in Santa's stash

She's leading reindeer games

And throwing some cash

Elves in the corner, sneaking sips too

This Christmas Eve is strictly taboo

(Oh!) , reindeer wrecked and raising hell

Santa's got secrets he'll never tell

Stockings hung with a naughty surprise

Christmas got wild with no alibis

So if Santa doesn't make it

Don't sit and stew

He's probably passed out

with his schnapps-soaked crew

Wrecked and wild

Wild as hell

Just kicking their hoofs up

And wagging their tails

Merry Christmas all