
Elves Gone Wild Lyrics
- Genre:Blues
- Year of Release:2024
Lyrics
In the North Pole under snowy skies
Something's brewin' that'll catch your eyes
Santa's elves with a wicked grin
Mixing up trouble again and again
Jell-O shots, red and lime
Santa's list? Crossed out this time
Cookies baked with a peppermint spike
One more bite, it'll feel just right
Ribbons tangled, toys askew
A candy cane crash—oh, that's new
Oh, they say the workshop's the happiest spot
But when the elves party… they break a lot
Naughty elves, naughty elves, dancing on the shelves
Spiked cookies flyin', no one's tellin' on themselves
Jolly Jell-O shots go down
Misbehavin' all around
Santa's gonna find out, no doubt
They're elves gone wild in the toy shop now
Snowball fights 'round the teddy bears
Ribbon streamers hangin' off the stairs
Jack-in-the-box got dunked in gin
Rudolph's laughin' as the toys spin
They ride toy trains like a holiday crew
Crank the volume—"Whoop-de-do
Stockings stuffed with more than coal
These elves just lost complete control
Oh, they say the workshop's the happiest spot
(Oh!) But when the elves party… they break a lot
Naughty elves, naughty elves, dancing on the shelves
Spiked cookies flyin', no one's tellin' on themselves
Jolly Jell-O shots go down
Misbehavin' all around
Santa's gonna find out, no doubt
They're elves gone wild in the toy shop now
Santa opens up the door
Toys are scattered on the floor
Ho-ho-ho—what have you done
Elves freeze mid-shot, "It's all in fun
Where's the list?" "We lost it, boss
Did you spike my cookies?" "Not a lot
Naughty elves, naughty elves, dancing on the shelves
Spiked cookies flyin', no one's tellin' on themselves
Jolly Jell-O shots go down
Misbehavin' all around
Santa's got some coal to hand out
But elves gone wild still run this town
North Pole party, outta control
The naughtiest
Naughty elves, naughty elves, dancing on the shelves
Spiked cookies flyin', no one's tellin' on themselves
Jolly Jell-O shots go down
Misbehavin' all around
Santa's gonna find out, no doubt
They're elves gone wild in the toy shop now
Oh, they say the workshop's the happiest spot
(Oh!) But when the elves party… they break a lot
Jolly Jell-O shots go down
Misbehavin' all around
Santa's gonna find out, no doubt
They're elves gone wild in the toy shop now
"Where's the list?" "We lost it, boss
"Did you spike my cookies?" "Not a lot
Naughty elves, naughty elves, dancing on the shelves
Spiked cookies flyin', no one's tellin' on themselves
Jolly Jell-O shots go down
Misbehavin' all around
Santa's got some coal to hand out
But elves gone wild still run this town
North Pole party, outta control
The naughtiest Christmas story ever told