Christmas Eve Lyrics

Christmas Eve, I went down to the bar

To sip on some whiskey and break some more hearts

I got too drunk way too fast

Starin' down in my glass so I can't see the past

The best gift is somethin' you need

That you didn't know that you couldn't see

So, I'll sit here on this barstool

All by my lonesome singin' those songs along some

Last Christmas, I blacked out at noon

Sippin' that 90 like you ain't got proof

Sexted your mama and sexted your dad

So, I can't remember, I know none of that

Put my dick in the turkey and threw up the ham

But, honey, I love you, forgive me for that

Oh, oh

Oh, oh

This Christmas, I'll block all the hoes

Know I cheated on you on Thanksgiving

I know she's your sister, but mama, you're givin

Jealousy underneath the tree, you're stuck in the past

So, I poured another glass

Now, I'm 16 drinks deep, 90 proof whiskey

My high school ex texts me

Thinkin' 'bout gettin' frisky

So, I get behind the wheel and drive drunk again

Never bothered you, babe, that I was a felon

Last Christmas, I blacked out at noon

Sippin' that 90 like you ain't got proof

Sexted your mama and sexted your dad

So, I can't remember, I know none of that

Put my dick in the turkey and threw up the ham

But, honey, I love you, forgive me for that

Oh, oh

Oh, oh

This Christmas, I'll block all the hoes

Block all the hoes

Block all the hoes

Block all the hoes

Like you didn't know

Oh, oh

Oh, ah

Hell yeah

Hell yeah

This Christmas, I might cheat on you again