HOTEL JUULIFORNIA ft. Lil Mur & Playboi Vasi Lyrics

In the dark musty Juul Lounge

Vape smoke in the air

Sweet smell of the mango

As I pull on her hair

Then she calls me a vape god

As I smack her derrière

Then I FaceTime her boyfriend

You can hear me say

Got yo' bitch at the Hotel Juulifornia (Juul)

She take another hit while we film a porno (Sins)

She suck the last drop out the mango pod (mango)

Then she give me top till I see god (Jesus)

Her mind is nicotine-twisted (oh yea)

She hit the Juul with her friends

She got a fat ass and a nic buzz

That goes right to her head (head)

And she got the pierced titties (how I like 'em)

With the copper and lead

Just like the metals all up in my lungs

I'ma suck till I'm dead (no cap)

And she still askin' me for another hit

I said, "Bitch, if you wanna hit this Juul,"

"You better suck on my dick." (suck it good)

Yea, she suckin' it good, good (yuh)

On the mint pod and my wood, wood (so good)

It's Playboi Vasi, bitch, good wood (no cap)

But they call me Jarvis in the hood, hood (slatt)

They try to lock me up just 'cause I'm mad pillin'

They slandered my name and they made me a villain

Bitch, I'm dragon ballin', she callin' me "Krillin"

This bitch got an STD, gave her penicillin (antibiotics)

STD, that mean suckin' this dick (long)

I'm hittin' the vape, so I can't find the clit (no)

I don't need alcohol, I just need a fat rip (Just one)

If she ain't playin' Fuego, I ain't finna hit (felch)

(Hell nah)

Got yo' bitch at the Hotel Juulifornia (Juul)

She take another hit while we film a porno (Sins)

She suck the last drop out the mango pod (mango)

Then she give me top till I see god (Jesus)

Met the Juul Queen chillin' in the elevator

Voice so raspy, she sounded like Darth Vader

Had a wrinkly face, she had a fat ass

Took her girdle off, thought that it would be a blast

But before I could felch her pelvis got shattered

Rushed her to the ER, blood was bein' splattered

How I pounded so hard? The jury was stumped

Little did they know it only took me one pump

Gave the judge head, gave her puss a nic high

Go ahead, call me dirty, I'm a fuckin' pigsty

Ain't no chance that I'm gettin' convicted

My tongue's like heroin, don't get addicted

Addiction, conviction, rampant dereliction

I'm kissin, I'm jizzin', I feel like Johnny Sins

Releasin' and piecin' up all of you heathens

I'm feelin' unstoppable like Liam Neeson (taken)

She suckin' the vape juice straight out my cock

It's milky and white, real strong like an ox

She hittin' the Juul and I'm eatin' her box

When I hit it, she call me step-bro, Skylar Vox (What are you doin', stepbro?)

Got yo' bitch at the Hotel Juulifornia (Juul)

She take another hit while we film a porno (Sins)

She suck the last drop out the mango pod (mango)

Then she give me top till I see god (Jesus)

Yung Fuego

Playboi Vasi

Lil Mur

Hotel Juulifornia