COOLEST KID IN SCHOOL Lyrics

I'm the coolest kid in school

Beat up freshmen, steal their Juuls

Never do my homework, that's for fucking tools

I'm on the football team

Failed social studies

Hate my girlfriend, cheat on her regularly, yea

Bully substitute teachers

Smoke reefer under bleachers

Juul rips in the bathroom during every single class

I don't care about my friends

I just wanna party again

Predator at pep rally, I slap every girl's ass

I just called my girlfriend fat

On Halloween I kill black cats

I hate my parents 'cause they think I'm a brat

I beat up freshman every year

I love titties, shotgun beers

And I call gay people a word that could rhyme with "deer"

I'm the coolest kid in school

Beat up freshmen, steal their Juuls

Never do my homework, that's for fucking tools

I'm on the football team

Failed social studies

Hate my girlfriend, cheat on her regularly, yea

Every single class, I ask to use the bathroom, bathroom, yea

Never raise my hand in the motherfucking classroom, classroom, no

I'm a high school jock, I'm just lookin' for some fat poon, fat poon, yea

I'm better than you 'cause I'm the football captain, captain, bro

I'm the coolest kid in school

Beat up freshmen, steal their Juuls

Never do my homework, that's for fucking tools

I'm on the football team

Failed social studies

Hate my girlfriend, cheat on her regularly, yea