Cummin' On Christmas Lyrics

I'm sorry, Fuego

This just isn't going to work anymore

You have problems getting hard and you're a great guy

And someday, someone will be lucky to have you

It's just.. different now

July was when we first met

August came, you gave me head

September, I got you in bed

October was when we had sex

November, I got put on meds

Now, my penis ain't erect

December was when we broke up

Because I couldn't make you cum

Cummin' on Christmas alone

All 'cause my flaccid bone

I'd do whatever it takes

Just to make your legs shake again

Christmas Eve, got a DUI

Stole Santa's sleigh while I was high

Christmas trees all in my lungs

Jameson all in my tum

Jackin' off under the mistletoe

Because I cannot lick your toes

Any chimney I could go

But yours

Now I'm cummin' on Christmas alone

All 'cause my flaccid bone

I'd do whatever it takes

Just to make your legs shake again

Swipin' through Tinder and I see your pics

Honey-glazed ass and eggnog tits

I threw away my meds, now I'm fuckin' bricked

And I'm sat here alone, just jerkin' it

Cummin' on Christmas alone

All 'cause my flaccid bone

I'd do whatever it takes

Just to make your legs shake again

Cummin' on Christmas alone

Cummin' on Christmas alone

Cummin' on Christmas alone

Cummin' on Christmas alone

Why I got to be alone on Christmas?

Maybe it's 'cause you're a stupid bitch

Maybe it's 'cause my flaccid dick

Maybe I need some counseling, I do

But I can't afford healthcare

Ooh, Luigi Mangione