Not a Single Gift Lyrics

December nights getting colder

Santa i suggest keep checking over your shoulder

I got a list too, man I got a whole folder

Christmas ain't the same now that I'm getting older

Santa skipped my house, he didn't leave me one gift, and I'm pissed

Santa's nose is gonna feel the frostbite on my fist

Take his riches iced out, North Pole on my wrist

At the end of the day, misses claus is still getting kissed

The Easter bunny ain't never did me dirty like this

Open the egg, pulled out a gun, yeah he got the assist

He's flying way up in the air when I hop in the whip

Santa Claus found dead how's it feel in the ditch

Not a single gift left under the tree

That's enough reason to kill, at least for me

We've had our differences

But now the elves are gonna be the only witnesses

Not a single gift left under the tree

That's enough reason to kill, at least for me

We've had our differences

But now the elves are gonna be the only witnesses

Santa you know I'm not playing no games

you didn't leave any

I tried to be nice with the cookies left twenty

Good thing that last year man you least me a semi

Got plenty of practice I promise

This Christmas I'm popping your head I'll be honest

be running in front of my sled like you comet

be putting your suit up on eBay for profit

For real For real

Round the holidays carry concealed

Till this fat freak knows the deal

Reindeer for the holiday meal

All because my stocking didn't get filled

Now the big guy gotta get killed

Now I gotta clean up this milk I spilled

I swear I swear I swear

If Santa can't get it right

I'll be heading out the 25th night

Ohhhh

He won't ho ho ho

Any more more more

Not a single gift left under the tree

That's enough reason to kill, at least for me

We've had our differences

But now the elves are gonna be the only witnesses

Not a single gift left under the tree

That's enough reason to kill, at least for me

We've had our differences

But now the elves are gonna be the only witnesses

I never wanted it to be this way

Plotting murder on Christmas Day

I wish I had some toys to play

But Santa has to lay in the bed he made

Not a single gift left under the tree

That's enough reason to kill, at least for me

We've had our differences

But now the elves are gonna be the only witnesses

Not a single gift left under the tree

That's enough reason to kill, at least for me

We've had our differences

But now the elves are gonna be the only witnesses