Meat Market Lyrics

If you're here for a fright then you're in the wrong place

I'm a guy selling meats at affordable rates

Every night on Halloween I sell my meats by weight

When November 1st comes then I'm gone without a trace

If you're here for a fright then you're in the wrong place

I'm a guy selling meats at affordable rates

Every night on Halloween I sell my meats by weight

November 1st comes you know I'm gone without a trace

Bad bitch dressed like Fortnite Jonesy

Trick or treat hand out baloney

Dirt rocks and macaroni

Corn maze meat based ceremony

I'm in the corn maze handing out meat

They be like "how about something more sweet?"

I'm boutta pass out I need a seat

I need some I need some I need some meat

I need some meat, and I need a lawyer

Its legally a business, I'm an employer

Corn maze enjoyer, man relax have a steak

I swear it tastes great

Halloween night a great place for a date

Replace those sweets with rotisserie chicken

That barbeque kickin its kickin its kickin its kickin its

If you're here for a fright then you're in the wrong place

I'm a guy selling meats at affordable rates

Every night on Halloween I sell my meats by weight

When November 1st comes then I'm gone without a trace

If you're here for a fright then you're in the wrong place

I'm a guy selling meats at affordable rates

Every night on Halloween I sell my meats by weight

November 1st comes you know I'm gone without a trace

The chicken rotating

My ass just starts shaking

They're playing some tunes

And I'm serving this bacon

We're cooking not baking

Man what are you taking

We're serving it cooked up or raw

Its fresh its not frozen it don't gotta thaw

If you leave you take meat that's the number one law

Play with it or eat it or drink through a straw

Half off of the price if you dress like a squash

Like from plants vs zombies

Even my mommy dressed up like salami

We innit like Tommy

Yeah I think I might have a slice of pastrami

Pastrami

If you're here for a fright then you're in the wrong place

I'm a guy selling meats at affordable rates

Every night on Halloween I sell my meats by weight

When November 1st comes then I'm gone without a trace

If you're here for a fright then you're in the wrong place

I'm a guy selling meats at affordable rates

Every night on Halloween I sell my meats by weight

November 1st comes you know I'm gone without a trace