I Promise, Me And Your Wife Are Just Friends Lyrics

Lots of rappers say "I'm banging your lady"

But I promise you, that's absolutely crazy

It's platonic between us, don't be a complainer

I'm just her close friend - and her personal trainer

I advise her on the presents you're occasionally gifted

Which is why she keeps our WhatsApp conversation encrypted

And the time the two of us shared a candlelit bath?

We're just best mates, we did it for a laugh

Such good friends, so there's no need for anger

I send her roses every Valentine's as banter

And that time the two of us went to Venice on holiday

And kissed on a gondola? We did it ironicall-ay

Don't worry that she vanishes at night when you snooze

And your father-in-law has started calling me "son"

And that time the two of us got matching tattoos

Of each others' names? Normal non-romantic fun

Let's recover this quick like the RAC

I don't plunder her booty, we just arr matey

And that time you caught us having sex the night you were wedded?

It's an in-joke between us mate - you wouldn't get it