I've Definitely Got A Gun Lyrics

I've definitely got a gun, I've definitely got a gun,

It's big and it's real and it'll make you want to run

Messing with my gun would be exceptionally bad

So here's some statements about the gun I definitely have

I grip my automatic weapon precisely where it's housed

Yeah I'm packing a semi like I'm mildly aroused

And the silencer's on, suppressing it tightly

It'll go bang quietly like sex in a library

There's no-one my concealed weapon's not sure to throttle

I'm undercover with heat: hot water bottle

I'll dodge all your bullets and you won't need a warning

I avoid shots like I've got work in the morning

My gun's so big you'll be soaking in your trouser

I'm about to click the chrome like I'm opening my browser

I've got so much ammo I'm buzzing to take hits

I'm stocked with magazines like WHSmith

Both barrels on my belt so let the violence begin

I got those cans by my waist like a recycling bin

I pull the trigger quickly and with sweet abandon

It's like I'm angry at a choc ice the way I squeeze the magnum

I've definitely got a gun, I've definitely got a gun,

It's big and it's real and it'll make you want to run

Messing with my gun would be exceptionally bad

Now here's some more statements about the gun I definitely have

My rifle's bringing the pain and it's flipping insane

I got that bolt action like I'm kissing Usain

I pull the trigger so fast it's kind of incredible

I discharge immediately: but this time it's intentional

Unloading the cartridge firing shots to astound

It's like I'm visiting your house the way I'm poppin' a round

My gun packs more heat than a plate of hot wings

This thick .45 is nasty: Katie Hopkins

Chamber stuffed with bullets for a vicious attack

No tube of Pringles but my cylinder's stacked

My gun will aim and slug hard like Joe DiMaggio

'Til I'm up to my nuts in shells: no pistachio

I'm so fast with my gun that it's utterly barmy

It'll be draw, cock, on your head: like you're drunk at a party

You're about to get dispatched in a deadly mess

My gun will clap on the street like it's thanking the NHS

I've definitely got a gun, I've definitely got a gun,

It's big and it's real and it'll make you want to run

Messing with my gun would be exceptionally bad

Those were the statements about the gun I definitely have