
Christmas Lyrics
- Genre:Hip Hop & Rap
- Year of Release:2024
Lyrics
Trying not to argue with your right-wing parents
A Christmas tradition that's timeless and blessed
Immigration is ruining this country
Doctor Hassān said not to get stressed
How can "they/them" be one person?
This pronoun stuff doesn't make sense to me
I was ranting about this to someone earlier
Can't remember who it was, but anyway, they agree
Back in our day we didn't have "mental health"
Your generation's weak and too sensitive, see
We're mentally strong and emotionally stable
Everton just scored
I'M GONNA SMASH THE TV
The nanny state's saying the over 70s need eye tests
To drive my own car, and it's clear
It's a load of woke lefty snowflake nonsense
I can see perfectly
Mum, I'm over here
Drag queens in schools are dangerous and perverse
A bloke in a dress is never something I'll swallow
Now excuse me, I'm trying to watch Mrs Brown's Boys
Oh, by the way, we're going to the panto tomorrow
We know that you're vegan, but it's turkey for dinner
Veganism's unhealthy, we've done our own research
You shouldn't force your beliefs on anyone at Christmas
Anyway, get your coat on, we'll be late for church