Mic Drop Monday No.51 Lyrics

Hopping on the mic to say hi everyone

This is Mic Drop Monday No.51

December 16th is the date today

Which means there's two more Monday raps on the way

So if you do the maths you'll see 2024

Has 53 Mondays in it, to be sure

Which is something that I definitely knew

Before yesterday - skippity dip doo

If you take 52 and times it by seven

You get 364, so it logically advances

There'll be one day every year which happens 53 times

And this year it's a Monday - what are the fucking chances

And I'm filming this rap outside because I love nature

Not because there's workmen in my house which I forgot

Anyway here's some bars like I do every week

And I'm definitely not making these up on the spot

My rhymes are quick and my rhymes are sick

My rhymes are ill like I'm… really sick

I'll shag your gun and I've got loads of mums

I mean I'll...

So we can all agree that this week's rap

Is identical in writing and production quality

To the previous fifty raps I have done this year

I think that - shit