Jingle All Alone Lyrics

It's that time of year, the stockings are hung,

Lights are twinkling, carols sung.

But this year's party is lookin' kinda bare,

Since half my friends no longer care.

Sent out invites, but no replies,

I guess they don't like my Yuletide vibes.

My political tree's got a red and blue light,

But no one's here to argue who's right!

Oh, jingle all alone, fa la la-la fight,

Decking my own halls, I think it's alright.

I've got eggnog for one, Christmas ham for two,

Cheers to me and my strong-point-of-view!

I'll sing my carols with me, myself, and I,

Trim the tree with opinions high.

Who knew "joy" could be so divisive?

But hey, Santa's not judgmental or decisive.

It's a quiet night, just me and my wreath,

Decked out in holly, and… some mild grief.

But I'll raise a glass, and toast to peace,

Even if that peace means friend count decreased.

Oh, jingle all alone, fa la la-la fight,

Guess I'll deck the halls with left and right!

Red and blue don't mix like rum and nog,

In my echo chamber yule log.

I'll FaceTime Mom, and text ol' Aunt Sue,

They're the only ones left who can take my view.

The mistletoe's empty, just hanging there,

Guess I'll kiss my own hand—it's only fair!

So here's to Christmas, solo style,

Celebrating differences by a country mile.

Fa la la-la-la, all on my own,

Merry Christmas to me, jingle all alone!