Jingle My Bells Lyrics

You don't need a sleigh to ride me tonight,

Just hop on my lap and hold me tight.

Forget the carols; let's make some noise,

I'm your holiday gift, not Santa's toys.

We'll deck these halls in a whole new way,

Unwrap me slow, babe, let's slay this sleigh.

Your body's the gift I can't wait to explore,

I'll slide down your chimney and beg for more.

We'll light up the tree and set it ablaze,

Turning frosty nights into steamy days.

I'll stuff your stocking, fill it with delight,

Let's sleigh each other all through the night.

Jingle my bells, let's make them ring,

Wrap me up tight, be my holiday fling.

Under the mistletoe, we'll take it slow,

Then make it snow, snow, snow, snow.

I'm your little drummer boy, let me lay down a beat,

Marching to your rhythm under satin sheets.

Your sugarplums are dancing, I'll make 'em collide,

This sleigh ride's heating up, no need to hide.

Let's tangle up in tinsel and spread that cheer,

When I say "Merry Christmas," I want everyone to hear.

Beneath the twinkling lights, I'm your yuletide treat,

I'll deck your halls, babe, and warm your seat.

Forget the carolers, we'll make our own sound,

Rocking around the tree 'til we both go down.

Your candy cane's curved, but I'll make it straight,

You're my holiday snack, let's celebrate.

Jingle my bells, let's make them ring,

Wrap me up tight, be my holiday fling.

Under the mistletoe, we'll take it slow,

Then make it snow, snow, snow, snow.

When the season ends, don't forget this clause:

Always handle your presents and cup the balls.

Singing fa la la la, fa la la lust,

This holiday love is built on trust.