Make It Ugly Lyrics

Can you make the logo bigger? It needs more pop!

I want it to look modern but also like it's from a mom-and-pop shop

Can you add some sparkle but keep it clean and plain?

And make it colorful but only use black and white again

Can we use Comic Sans? It's my favorite font

And that picture of my cat yeah put it right in front

I want it to be edgy but suitable for kids

And can you add a picture of the pyramids?

Oh the life of a designer it's not as easy as it seems

With clients and their crazy ever-changing dreams

They'll turn your masterpiece into a mess

And in the end it's ugly cluttered nonsense

Can you move it to the left? No the other left please

Make it all match the color of Swiss cheese

I need it by tomorrow but take your time

Making this many changes should be a crime

Can you make it pop but not too loud?

I want it unique but still blend with the crowd

Add some more detail but keep it nice and spare

And can you make it different just like everywhere?

Oh the life of a designer it's not as easy as it seems

With clients and their crazy ever-changing dreams

They'll turn your masterpiece into a mess

And in the end it's ugly cluttered nonsense

Can you make it more vintage but also very new?

Add a splash of red but keep the colors blue

I want it super simple but with lots all over

Actually this looks great but lets start over

Now the design is finished and it's quite a sight

A Frankenstein creation nothing's quite right

From a beautiful vision to a chaotic spree

Thanks to all the clients for this monstrosity

Oh the life of a designer it's not as easy as it seems

With clients and their crazy ever-changing dreams

They'll turn your masterpiece into a mess

And in the end it's ugly cluttered nonsense