
Big Ole Bag Lyrics
- Genre:Country
- Year of Release:2024
Lyrics
I hate fat girls and it's all I can find
I swipe on Tinder it's a waste of time
Every single match is the same old drag
A girl who's built like a big old bag
I can't keep dodging when they sit down
Feels like a stampede when they hit the town
I'm sick of feeling like I'm running a farm
Need a gal who won't set off my truck alarm
It's always the big ones that clog up my screen
I'm hunting for a hottie, not a damn cuisine
Swiping through the clunkers feeling like a joke
Need a girl who won't break my bed when we poke
I have bad luck, yeah, it's fucking fucked
I can't find a girl that'll fit in my truck
So I took one out, figured give it a shot
But she ate the whole damn parking lot
Two burgers, three pies, and a bucket of wings
By the end of the night, she was bursting her seams
Love is blind, but I ain't lost my sight
Need a girl who won't block out the damn moonlight
I'm done with these ladies who out eat a farm
I just want a girl smaller than my damn cow barn
Maybe it's a curse, or maybe it's fate
But these big old gals keep loading my plate
I'm praying for a change, a girl who's lean
Cause these big bitches keep crushing' my dreams
It's always the big ones, those big back queens
Like wrestling a grizzly, or so it seems
I'm swiping for a girl that won't eat me out
But the girls I get make my poor bed shout
I'm cursed, I'm doomed, it's a goddamn mess
Wish I could find a girl smaller than the Polar Express
So I keep on swiping praying for a win
Maybe one day a thin gal will come in
But till then I'm stuck in this tinder grind
Swiping left and right, just losing my mind