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  • Genre:Country
  • Year of Release:2024

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I hate fat girls and it's all I can find

I swipe on Tinder it's a waste of time

Every single match is the same old drag

A girl who's built like a big old bag


I can't keep dodging when they sit down

Feels like a stampede when they hit the town

I'm sick of feeling like I'm running a farm

Need a gal who won't set off my truck alarm


It's always the big ones that clog up my screen

I'm hunting for a hottie, not a damn cuisine

Swiping through the clunkers feeling like a joke

Need a girl who won't break my bed when we poke

I have bad luck, yeah, it's fucking fucked

I can't find a girl that'll fit in my truck


So I took one out, figured give it a shot

But she ate the whole damn parking lot

Two burgers, three pies, and a bucket of wings

By the end of the night, she was bursting her seams


Love is blind, but I ain't lost my sight

Need a girl who won't block out the damn moonlight

I'm done with these ladies who out eat a farm

I just want a girl smaller than my damn cow barn


Maybe it's a curse, or maybe it's fate

But these big old gals keep loading my plate

I'm praying for a change, a girl who's lean

Cause these big bitches keep crushing' my dreams


It's always the big ones, those big back queens

Like wrestling a grizzly, or so it seems

I'm swiping for a girl that won't eat me out

But the girls I get make my poor bed shout

I'm cursed, I'm doomed, it's a goddamn mess

Wish I could find a girl smaller than the Polar Express


So I keep on swiping praying for a win

Maybe one day a thin gal will come in

But till then I'm stuck in this tinder grind

Swiping left and right, just losing my mind

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