My Neighbor Jim Lyrics

My neighbor Jim's a worthless sack of shit

Stole my truck and drove it right in the ditch

Took my mower, but never brought it back

He thinks he's tough, but I'll beat his ass

I'm done with his games, I've reached my limit

The time has come, I'm gonna make him regret it

No more talking, it's time to fight

He's gonna pay for this shit tonight

So I took a fat shit on his front porch swing

Fucked his wife, and then pawned her ring

Drove my truck right through his country door

I'm a country man, and I'm goin' to war

Jim ain't done, he's got a twisted mind

Peeped at my wife through the bathroom blinds

Spray-painted wieners on my pickup truck

This fat rat bastard's runnin' out of fuckin' luck

So I pissed in his truck, slashed all his tires

Smeared dog shit on his sunday attire

Tossed his tools right into the creek

Then pounded his wife's fat booty cheeks

So I set his barn on fire with gasoline

Watched it burn down while I sipped Jim Beam

Rode off in my truck as the flames rose higher

He said I'm gay but he's a goddamn liar