Rubbin' One Out Lyrics

I'm rubbing one out on my living room floor

Cause my wife won't suck my dick anymore

She used to hawk tuah right on my thing

But she stopped when I gave her that wedding ring

And now it's just me and this cold six pack

Tugging my meat, laying flat on my back

She's watching her shows, while I'm watching the door

Rubbing one out on the living room floor

I'm in here moaning at the top of my lungs

Got a beer in my hand but I'm needing a tug

This shit ain't fair God my hand is tired

Nobody told me that her mouth retired

And now I'm just rubbing one out on the living room floor

Cause my wife won't suck me off anymore

I don't know why she won't suck me off

The day we got married she cut me off

I started humping the couch and the washing machine

No matter what I do she won't suck this meat

It's just me, flat out on my back

Thinking about the days she'd hop on my sack

She's humming a song, while I'm hard on the floor

Rubbing one out, just hoping for more

I'm in here moaning at the top of my lungs

Got a beer in my hand but I'm needing a tug

This shit ain't fair God my hand is tired

Nobody told me that her mouth retired

And now I'm just rubbing one out on the living room floor

Cause my wife won't suck me off anymore

Guess I'll finish my beer and turn off the light

Maybe tomorrow she'll treat me right

But if not, well hell, I've been here before

Just rubbing one out on the living room floor