Sod's Law Lyrics

When dear old cupid fires his darts

His aim is never straight and true

His sights are often misaligned

And love arrives out of the blue.

Cos when it comes to love

Sods law would seem to operate

Whether its just bad timing

Or a simple twist of fate

Cursed be the parliament

That let this wretched law pass through

And especially you Mr Sod

May a plague rain down on you

The one you love will always be

Out of reach beyond the space

You always say the wrong thing

At the wrong time or place

Cos when it comes to love

Sods law would seem to operate

Whether its just bad timing

Or a simple twist of fate

Cursed be the parliament

That let this wretched law pass through

And especially you Mr Sod

May a plague rain down on you

You come to realise all's fair

The way the cards are dealt by fate

It's just a case of live and learn

And time will wash it all away

Sometimes you hold back too much

Sometimes you can push too fast

Very rare to get it right

And all too soon the chance has passed

Its not just indigestion

Down to something that you ate

Swallowed without even time to masticate

Cos when it comes to love

Sods law would seem to operate

Whether its just bad timing

Or a simple twist of fate

Cursed be the parliament

That let this wretched law pass through

And especially you Mr Sod

May a plague rain down on you